Well readers, it's been just about a year.
One year of the, um, unique pages and personalities.
One year of Honors English classes.
One year of shopping adventures, especially at Whole Foods.
One year of ultimate fangirling.
One year of rants, revelations, and random blog posts.
One year since one crazy night of hyperactivity, when this blog was created.
Thanks for sticking around -- here's to many more.
Love, Lynzy and the rest of the Brain Vomit crew
Close your eyes. Let my words wash over you. You are safe now.
Welcome
to Night Vale.
To those who are unaware of the dangers and curiosities of Night Vale, do not be afraid. The hooded figures are currently confined to the dog park. The glow cloud has passed. Street Cleaning Day is over. Even the Secret Police are preoccupied with feral dogs.
For now.
Imagine a town not dissimilar to your own. The people are seemingly friendly, the school system is passable, and town activities bring meaning into life. Everything appears normal. Or... is it?
(The Welcome to Night Vale podcast can be downloaded for free off iTunes. I highly recommend.)
And now, goodnight fellow people.
Goodnight.
May the dark be upon you.
-L
So anyways, today I was parking in the Powell's parking structure (really sketch by the way, I don't recommend it) and written in the dust on a window was the words "I am the Doctor," followed by a crude Deathly Hallows symbol. You know, the triangle with the circle in it?
So I go up there and write a question.
THE question.
The question that must never be answered.
The question that defines all of space and time.
I went up there and wrote
"Doctor Who?"
-L
HOORAY FOR NO-SCHOOL-HAVING!
My break's been pretty chill. Exceeeept for the fact that I procrastinated on my homework Thursday night and now it is taunting me. But Good Omens and Bones and the Wipeout app can be oh so distracting..... Wait, what was I saying?
Oh right. Procrastination. Sorta how I roll in most cases. Not a good way, I can assure you. BecAUSE THIS IS NOT GOING TO FLY NEXT YEAR. OH WOOPS I PUT CAPS LOCK ON. DO YOU MIND? CUZ I DON'T.
CAPS ARE FUN BECAUSE IT MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK MORE IMPORTANT. IT'S ALSO REALLY GOOD FOR RAMBLING STUDY GUIDES.
SEE HOW I GET DISTRACTED SO EASILY?
ENJOY YOUR BREAKS!!!
-LYNZY
"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!" Cue the creepy music.
I'd just like to somewhat publicly announce that you all should watch this show (Netflix!) because it is very brainvomit worthy. Some of the episodes are quite deep, with allusions to social issues and other.... stuff. Plus, they're classics. So when the discussion about whether there was <<spoiler alert>> really a gremlin on that wing plane, you can jump in about how there DEFINITELY WAS. For starters, I'd recommend "The After Hours", "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet", and "The Living Doll". Go. The Twilight Zone awaits you.
-Sparrow