Note. Never bowl with Steve.

Steve sucks at bowling. Lynzy has to write a paper for journalism. And sometimes I get dragged along.... This ends badly.

Hey! Guess what guys! We survived today! No way!

Yeahhh... I think we all saw that coming.

YOLO.
-Lynzy

Let's ask our friend Ryan Higa for some perspective:

Thoughts?
-L

Last night, I had this dream. About zombies.
Well, actually, it was more like zombie fish. They appeared to be zombies trapped in the shape of an eel. And they liked to curl up into crescent shapes.
It was really freaky.
Anyways, these zombie fish were extremely murderous, and if you didn't watch out would strip you of your flesh in an instant. In fact, they closely resembled the Vashta Nerada. So like, Vashta NerZombiefish. Except you could actually see them. And then there was this one part where I was walking underwater (the smart thing to do) with some friend. I turned away from her as I was explaining something, and when I looked back she was gone.
Except for a very surprised looking head...

No joke! My mind can be seriously messed up.
Where do I even come up with this?

Stay sane,
Lynzy